Okay, we're cool with superheroes being able to perform death-defying feats that save the planet time and time again. They're super heroes - that's what they're there for!
...But being able to do all of that while ALSO having immaculate hair? Now that's just unfair!
(p.s. Minor spoilers ahead!)
No one's hair can be that perfect after a crash landing. NO ONE'S.
How do you go from a perfectly even mohawk to beach waves in 2 seconds?
An entire building just collapsed with you in it! There is NO WAY your hair is still so nice.
Nope. This volume is impossible. It doesn't just HAPPEN like this.
Girl, we know that it's the tradition of your people to wear your hair back while in battle. Isn't that much more practical???
Like shouldn't hair be self destructing also? Do infinity stones not affect the scalp? #seriousquestions
Post battle, it looks the exact same. No frizz. No flyaways. HOW IS IT SO PERFECT?
(though we are proud of her for pulling her hair back! Unlike SOMEONE we know **cough, Wonder Woman, cough**)
He can't possibly be a conduit for that much lightning without SOME heat damage.
Exactly 3 pieces of hair are barely out of place. 3 PIECES. Meanwhile, that side part is still absolutely immaculate, as are the slicked back grey hairs at his temples. UNFAIR!
What kind of hairspray is she using??? Or is she just putting straight up GLUE on her hair???
If anything, it looks even better after. So voluminous! Also - who the heck looks that good in a mugshot?
Nuh-uh. Nope. We don't care what planet you're from. No one's hair is consistently THAT on brand.
No one's hair can stay that straight while being violently tossed in a fight!
Are those goggles designed to be hat-hair resistant or something??? How does her pulled back hair stay so darn perfect?
Girl never has a bad hair day. Because apparently those just don't exist for superheros.
The Formulate Team