Sometimes, a good giggle is all you really need to make your day a billion times better.
While great products are obviously always essential for a beautiful, bouncy head of hair, we can't forget to care for the person underneath those gorgeous locks!
Spending some time to laugh and be silly every day is important for health and well being; take a minute to have a great big belly laugh and read through these jokes. You deserve it!
"It's like ... you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so messy? Because he didn't condition it."
"I need an emoji of a woman in a humid environment who has curly hair and looks completely overwhelmed by everything."
"Yeah, life isn't perfect but my curls sure are"
"What's the worst thing you've done to a person. Mine is when I asked someone if they got a haircut & after they said "yeah!" I said nothing"
"other job applicant: good luck
me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair
other job applicant: what
me loudly: I actually like his haircut"
"The only drama I want in my life is in my hair 😉"
"'Mom, your hair predicts the weather. When it sticks up and is crazy, its gonna rain.'
-my 4yo making unwelcome but accurate observations."
"I love you like I love my hair. Unconditionally"
"STRANGER: I love your hair! What products do you use?
ME: I got peanut butter in it while I was eating breakfast this morning.
"Why was the lady's hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it!"
"I used to dislike my hair, but now it's growing on me"
"Wow how do you get your arms so toned you must be at the gym all the time" and pictures of women with afro-textured hair detangling their curls
"My girlfriend wanted to dye her hair red... But she spilled it all over the bathroom.
It looks like someone dyed in there."
"What do you call Italian cheese with curly hair? Perm-esan."
"Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs!"
"It's not a haircut, it's a revelation of my true self"
"How can a chin hair grow one foot in a day, but I'm still sitting here growing out these Zooey Deschanel bangs I mistakenly cut into my hair 10 years ago?"
"Is it really too much to ask you do a full psychological exam if I walk into your salon and demand you cut my bangs because clearly I was in no mental state to be cutting my bangs and now look at my bangs."
"Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!"
"What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue."
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!"
"Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke) Darth Braider"
"My girlfriend has started calling my hair 'the economy'. It's begun showing strong signs of a recession."
"me: [struggling to think of things to talk about] "so what do you do for a living?" barber: [slowly stops cutting my hair]"
"Anyone else got 99 bobby pins but can't find one? 🤔"
"having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you dont know what it's going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower"
"a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed"
"Sorry I canceled our plans, I'm at an in between hair length right now."
"today i saw two girls holding their friends hair back because it was very windy and she was trying to eat a donut. i love seeing women support eachother"
The Formulate Team